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De-Vangelism #8

Spiff Sells Out

Hello everyone, I know I've been gone for a while, and for this I apologize, circumstances beyond my control forced me away for a while. I apologize to all my readers (both of you.) Anyways, for this week's column, I decided to do something different. Macopz has really taken off as of recently, and in an effort to keep these readers, we will be unveiling some new content at moonrockreptiles.

1:Plot twists- Jason Buck will be lost in the rain forest for a month, prompting everyone at moonrockreptiles to enter a huge legal battle over the rights to the screen name "Lord Crosis."

2:Todd will be caught in a huge moral dilemma when he falls in love with the "IHateApple" icon pack.

3:Spacedog gets an anal probe.

4:Trigger23 adopts a baby, and is then devastated to find that it's actually a genetically modified baked potato.

5:moonrockreptiles will deliver an exclusive, in depth, first-hand review of a bottle of tequila.

6:The entire site will be rocked when a useful discussion comes from the moonrockreptiles forum.

7:Cynic's evil twin will return and again seduce John Carmack of id Software, this time convincing him to replace the bad guys in QuakeIII with Teletubbies.

8:The moonrockreptiles team will be let down when Apple ignores their campaign to send the entire staff G4s with Unreal Tournament preinstalled. An angry editorial will soon be posted on the main page.

9:Spacedog will be hunted down and beaten mercilessly by Michael Munger, who has a surprising amount of skill with nun chucks.

10:Apple will threaten legal action against moonrockreptiles for their use of the word "Mac."

11:In a shocking turn of events, somebody other than Spacedog Spiff will write more than one column.

12:Readers everywhere will be disappointed when the new software review turns out to be a beta copy of "Lobster Petting."

Well, now that I've spilled the beans on eight months worth of content, it's time to reach into Spacedog's Sack

This week's letter proves that perserverence pays off. It comes from jgradycole@aol.com Mr. Gradycole writes:

What do I have to do? Maybe insults work. O.K. Albie Wong's themes are so over the top that I wouldn't expect them to appeal to any but Windows users. How's that, huh? Now maybe you'll put me in Spacedog's freakin' sack. I swear, you have as much appreciation for your fan base as Albert Belle. Who by the way ought to be playing in the National League because the baseball is so lousy over there. Now do I get in Spacedog's freakin' sack? Huh? Respectfully submitted,

Catfish

Well 'Fish, now that you're in the sack, can you stop leaving those donkey heads on my porch?

Would you like to appear in Spacedog's Sack? If so, please e-mail me.

Now, I believe it's time for The Crimson Shovel

This week's shovel goes to...Apple Computer.

Now, I personally don't have anything against Apple, but Trigger23, a key member of the Macopz staff, has some major problems. It's a little known fact, but everyone who helps with MacOpz gets major input on all the Crimson Shovel awards, except for Jason, we stopped listening to him after the "incident." So, Apple, I'm grateful for everything you've done, but Trigger demands violence, so...CLANG!

Well, I think that's about all for this column, I'm gonna go play some Unreal Tournament.

-Spacedog Spiff


	De-Vangelism #8 Or Spiff Sells Out `Hello everyone, I know I've been gone for a while, and for this I apologize, circumstances beyond my control forced me away for a while. I apologize to all my readers (both of you.) Anyways, for this week's column, I decided to do something different. Macopz has really taken off as of recently, and in an effort to keep these readers, we will be unveiling some new content at moonrockreptiles.` `1:Plot twists- Jason Buck will be lost in the rain forest for a month, prompting everyone at moonrockreptiles to enter a huge legal battle over the rights to the screen name "Lord Crosis."` `2:Todd will be caught in a huge moral dilemma when he falls in love with the "IHateApple" icon pack.` `3:Spacedog gets an anal probe.` `4:Trigger23 adopts a baby, and is then devastated to find that it's actually a genetically modified baked potato.` `5:moonrockreptiles will deliver an exclusive, in depth, first-hand review of a bottle of tequila.` `6:The entire site will be rocked when a useful discussion comes from the moonrockreptiles forum.` `7:Cynic's evil twin will return and again seduce John Carmack of id Software, this time convincing him to replace the bad guys in QuakeIII with Teletubbies.` `8:The moonrockreptiles team will be let down when Apple ignores their campaign to send the entire staff G4s with Unreal Tournament preinstalled. An angry editorial will soon be posted on the main page.` `9:Spacedog will be hunted down and beaten mercilessly by Michael Munger, who has a surprising amount of skill with nun chucks.` `10:Apple will threaten legal action against moonrockreptiles for their use of the word "Mac."` `11:In a shocking turn of events, somebody other than Spacedog Spiff will write more than one column.` `12:Readers everywhere will be disappointed when the new software review turns out to be a beta copy of "Lobster Petting."` `Well, now that I've spilled the beans on eight months worth of content, it's time to reach into Spacedog's Sack` `This week's letter proves that perserverence pays off. It comes from jgradycole@aol.com Mr. Gradycole writes:` `What do I have to do? Maybe insults work. O.K. Albie Wong's themes are so over the top that I wouldn't expect them to appeal to any but Windows users. How's that, huh? Now maybe you'll put me in Spacedog's freakin' sack. I swear, you have as much appreciation for your fan base as Albert Belle. Who by the way ought to be playing in the National League because the baseball is so lousy over there. Now do I get in Spacedog's freakin' sack? Huh? Respectfully submitted,` `Catfish` `Well 'Fish, now that you're in the sack, can you stop leaving those donkey heads on my porch?` `Would you like to appear in Spacedog's Sack? If so, please e-mail me.` `Now, I believe it's time for The Crimson Shovel` `This week's shovel goes to...Apple Computer.` `Now, I personally don't have anything against Apple, but Trigger23, a key member of the Macopz staff, has some major problems. It's a little known fact, but everyone who helps with MacOpz gets major input on all the Crimson Shovel awards, except for Jason, we stopped listening to him after the "incident." So, Apple, I'm grateful for everything you've done, but Trigger demands violence, so...CLANG!` `Well, I think that's about all for this column, I'm gonna go play some Unreal Tournament.` `-Spacedog Spiff`
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