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De-Vangelism 6
or
Who Put All This Jello in My Bed?

Well, we knew it wan going to happen, somebody would look at my column, they would be offended. They would be disgusted, the head honchos at moonrockreptiles would yell at me. Well, I guess it's time to explain myself, so this week's rant is called Defending the De-Vangelist.
Writers write bad columns. It's a known fact. If you write for any period of time, you will get some pieces that you aren't happy with. When I started my column, I felt I had some pretty good ideas. Unfortunately, I started things off with some very bad writing. My ideas were not expressed clearly, my opinion did not reflect the words written, and the writing was not in my style. So, let it be known that De-Vangelism will improve.
With that being said, let's address the issue of profanity. I do not believe in censoring my work. My column may contain offensive language, and though I will not use it as liberally as I have in the past, if you are offended, you should probably go watch the 700 Club or something. Most of my audience is mature enough to know that much of my work is satircal and should very rarely be taken literally. Readers who can't handle this should not blame me for what results. De-Vangelism was never meant to anything more than a fresh and humorous view on things.
With the recent explosion in the popularity of moonrockreptiles, De-Vangelism faces the task of becoming a column worthy of widespread exposure. To do this, De-Vangelism will expand the horizons. Game reviews, interviews, and a few surprises will be showing up in the future.

Now, it's time for Spacedog's Sack: This week's mail comes from punklykass@altern.org punklykass writes:
i was wondering, what would happen if you glued together four of those old macs? would the screen res. equal 600x800? haha
Now, ladies and gentlemen, I'm not saying that I condone any user's decision to Spam punklykass@altern.org I'm just saying that it wouldn't break my heart if two or three people decided to Spam punklykass@altern.org of course, I'm not responsible for any reader who wants to Spam punklykass@altern.org

You want to appear in Spacedog's Sack? Then send your e-mails into spacedog_spiff@hotbot.com

(Note: neither Spacedog Spiff nor the moonrockreptiles team condones spamming, even though it's kinda funny...)

The Crimson Shovel: The Crimson Shovel this week goes to...America Online for spreading it's cancerous grip into my mother's home. That's right, this weekend my mother became one of the AOL minions. Let us all observe a moment of silence for all those stuck in the chaos that is AOL. Now, time to deliver America Online with their prize. Ready...AIM...CLANG!

Well, I'm exhausted. Hope you enjoyed reading this column as much as I enjoyed writing it. Until next time...
Spacedog Spiff


	De-Vangelism 6 or Who Put All This Jello in My Bed? Well, we knew it wan going to happen, somebody would look at my column, they would be offended. They would be disgusted, the head honchos at moonrockreptiles would yell at me. Well, I guess it's time to explain myself, so this week's rant is called Defending the De-Vangelist. Writers write bad columns. It's a known fact. If you write for any period of time, you will get some pieces that you aren't happy with. When I started my column, I felt I had some pretty good ideas. Unfortunately, I started things off with some very bad writing. My ideas were not expressed clearly, my opinion did not reflect the words written, and the writing was not in my style. So, let it be known that De-Vangelism will improve. With that being said, let's address the issue of profanity. I do not believe in censoring my work. My column may contain offensive language, and though I will not use it as liberally as I have in the past, if you are offended, you should probably go watch the 700 Club or something. Most of my audience is mature enough to know that much of my work is satircal and should very rarely be taken literally. Readers who can't handle this should not blame me for what results. De-Vangelism was never meant to anything more than a fresh and humorous view on things. With the recent explosion in the popularity of moonrockreptiles, De-Vangelism faces the task of becoming a column worthy of widespread exposure. To do this, De-Vangelism will expand the horizons. Game reviews, interviews, and a few surprises will be showing up in the future. Now, it's time for Spacedog's Sack: This week's mail comes from punklykass@altern.org punklykass writes: i was wondering, what would happen if you glued together four of those old macs? would the screen res. equal 600x800? haha Now, ladies and gentlemen, I'm not saying that I condone any user's decision to Spam punklykass@altern.org I'm just saying that it wouldn't break my heart if two or three people decided to Spam punklykass@altern.org of course, I'm not responsible for any reader who wants to Spam punklykass@altern.org You want to appear in Spacedog's Sack? Then send your e-mails into spacedog_spiff@hotbot.com (Note: neither Spacedog Spiff nor the moonrockreptiles team condones spamming, even though it's kinda funny...) The Crimson Shovel: The Crimson Shovel this week goes to...America Online for spreading it's cancerous grip into my mother's home. That's right, this weekend my mother became one of the AOL minions. Let us all observe a moment of silence for all those stuck in the chaos that is AOL. Now, time to deliver America Online with their prize. Ready...AIM...CLANG! Well, I'm exhausted. Hope you enjoyed reading this column as much as I enjoyed writing it. Until next time... Spacedog Spiff
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