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De-Vangelism #5 Or 57 Downloads and Nothing Good.

Hey, gather round for another exciting issue of De-Vangelism! Todays rant is: Why I'm a Lazy Bastard Who Can't Think Of Good Ideas For a Column! Okay, so since I didn't have anything that would make a halfway decent rant by itself, I decided to just spit out a few sentences on different topics. First off: My Fucking Piece of Shit Monitor. It's yellow. Yes, the monitor has turned yellow. It's gonna cost me like 70 bucks to get it fixed, which will require a whole bunch of soldering and all that other good stuff. Second: Why are the people at Aspyr such dicks? We've been waiting for a Mac football game ever since it was realized that Playmaker Football sucked nads. Now, Madden 2000 finally comes out and there's about 12000000 bugs in it. You know, we waited ten years, you could have taken an extra couple of months to actually get the game right; And while we're on the subject of games, let me speak about some of my favorite cheap-ass games: Squirrel Kombat has possibly the coolest theme song in the world, and the game itself is hilarious. Meat Gone Bad also ranks up there, it's incredibly stupid, yet hopelessly addictive as well. Now, if we're talking about cheap games, we must of course mention the most kick-ass shareware company in the world: Ambrosia Software. Games like Ares, Escape Velocity Override, and Ferazel's Wand will be dropping GPA's for years to come.

Spacedog's Sack:
Okay, this week's letter comes from Goaldberg@aol.com. Mr. Goaldberg writes:
YOU MAKE ME SICK. AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well, it's nice to know I'm able to have such an impact on somebody's day. Do you want to be in Spacedog's Sack? Do you just want to say a few words? Then send your e-mails to: SpaceDog_spiff@hotbot.com who knows, you may even end up in Spacedog's Sack.

The Crimson Shovel: This week's shovel goes to my numb-nuts editor, Jason, for likening me to Andy Rooney. Congratulations, Mr. Buck. CLANG!

Well, that's about all for this week, hope you enjoyed it!
-Spacedog Spiff

(Note to Readers: Spacedog Spiff doesn't really hate the administrators of MacOpz.com or Aspyr. In fact, he thinks they're great people with perfectly normal reproductive organs.)

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